Short Mel Service

This Egyptian guy just tried to pick me up on the tram. He said, "Come and watch me fight on Sunday night!" See, nothing turns me on like violence.

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  1. # Blogger Jellyfish

    And the saddest thing? I'd be there. Like, totally.

    (Are we allowed to comment here? Or do we have to text you?)  

  2. # Blogger Mel

    Of course you can comment here. That's why the comments are turned on! (However, I was not turned on in this instance.)  

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