Short Mel Service

Is it like a company rule that every Brown Gouge dry cleaner has to have a daggy old wedding dress on display in the window?

Bracksy was a bit of a honey in his younger days!

Would it be too damning to say that the singer in a particular Melb band "makes Ian Curtis sound like Pavarotti"?

I just saw a poster of Marilyn Manson and someone had graffitied 666 on his forehead, which struck me as really retarded.