tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-310527752024-03-08T17:40:20.626+11:00Short Mel ServiceMelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.comBlogger78125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-9409694394784510402007-07-28T15:13:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:08:21.078+10:00Is it like a company rule that every Brown Gouge dry cleaner has to have a daggy old wedding dress on display in the window?Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-27554389216260355492007-07-28T13:18:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:09:08.527+10:00Bracksy was a bit of a honey in his younger days!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-76495914717465581422007-07-24T20:47:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:10:42.768+10:00Would it be too damning to say that the singer in a particular Melb band "makes Ian Curtis sound like Pavarotti"?Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-18894844221724008632007-07-22T11:55:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:11:59.766+10:00I just saw a poster of Marilyn Manson and someone had graffitied 666 on his forehead, which struck me as really retarded.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-88288575158435544452007-06-21T08:40:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:18:53.798+10:00And now I'm @ blue train about to have eggs benedict and coffee. Best morning evz!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-36038885860687434972007-06-21T08:18:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:17:31.751+10:00I'm on the Garden City bus! Even though I'm only going to work and not Garden City, it is the most exciting morning I've had in ages!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-45581269915029390932007-06-16T00:06:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:21:06.246+10:00Someone has to unmask The Gossip as a lame fraud. They're being played @ this DJ night I'm at now.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-33574424310178097182007-06-16T00:05:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:22:42.054+10:00The thing about DJing is the explosion of awesome when the crowd gets each track. I'm @ an indie night @ a Sydney pub.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-58756950886056797572007-06-12T20:06:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:24:45.451+10:00Hey, remember that night we saw that dude who said his girlfriend cheated on him with his mate? I'm pretty sure I just saw the same guy with a smackie-looking chick, saying he needed cash for an epilepsy script.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-81708801747124503682007-06-09T13:10:00.000+10:002007-07-28T18:26:13.995+10:00There's a busking act in the Bourke St mall that reminds me of the Bulgarian act from Eurovision. Massive drums and shrieking over techno beats!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-45567389330461546492007-05-05T03:12:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:38:15.218+10:00I just found the weirdest object on my bedroom floor - a guitar pick folded into a sticker about subwoofers. No idea how it got there. It seems portentous.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-57401722001655736602007-05-03T00:15:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:39:09.227+10:00My blouse is blowing in the wind. I feel like I'm in a power ballad video!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-51521704813435964602007-05-01T21:51:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:40:11.913+10:00Club X is advertising its 'Ram Lounge' as "revamped thrusting fun". It strikes me as odd that they'd use the word 'thrusting'.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-49111640243512384292007-05-01T13:07:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:41:49.390+10:00I just saw a guy who looked just like the young Dennis Quaid!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-55064114433913439942007-04-23T12:56:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:43:46.566+10:00Teen girl on train: "I only just worked out what 'you jerked off on my toast' meant this year."Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-48811055382068536062007-04-21T18:41:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:45:23.837+10:00The restaurant we're having the wedding reception in has an open kitchen - like in <i>Curb Your Enthusiasm</i>. Hopefully we'll all be swearing like motherfuckers soon.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-74982261788818234332007-04-19T13:23:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:47:39.158+10:00Overheard on Sydney train: teen hoochie talking about some dance movie. "It was full sick but it was also ill."Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-27944492281406338542007-04-11T21:40:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:50:00.900+10:00I'm at the Melb premiere of the all-male <i>Swan Lake</i> and I've already spotted Dannii Minogue and David from <i>Big Brother</i>!!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-87222244500448793152007-04-09T22:48:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:59:45.934+10:00Mik Grigg's irritating column wasn't in Sunday's paper! But last week: footballer's girlfriend says Bali is her fav place "in the whole world, I've been 10 times"!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-45749313185072339682007-04-08T23:20:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:53:41.890+10:00The new Chili Peppers song blows so unbelievably hard it makes John Butler look funky. How did they come to this?Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-44679766730038687012007-04-04T08:35:00.000+10:002007-05-05T16:57:17.914+10:00I just thought of a swimming-themed lesbian porno called <i>Lap It Up</i>. Think of the breaststroke possibilities!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-80379411637285260112007-04-02T17:15:00.000+10:002007-04-02T17:16:26.350+10:00Do birds sing because they are happy, because they have something to say, or because they feel that's what they ought to be doing right now?Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-80900654407634261722007-03-31T15:10:00.000+10:002007-04-02T16:51:00.064+10:00The smoothness of a spoon slipping through your mouth as you slide the food off is really satisfying.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-17250633923360863302007-03-29T19:09:00.000+10:002007-04-02T16:49:44.303+10:00A sign on a bench at melb central station warns the seat is 'loose and dangerous'. Sounds like a pulp novel!Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31052775.post-50643567383593803262007-03-29T15:55:00.001+10:002007-03-29T15:56:00.296+10:00Imagine how noisy it would have been back in the day, with horses being all the traffic.Melhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08987383983530564029noreply@blogger.com0