Short Mel Service

I just found the weirdest object on my bedroom floor - a guitar pick folded into a sticker about subwoofers. No idea how it got there. It seems portentous.

My blouse is blowing in the wind. I feel like I'm in a power ballad video!

Club X is advertising its 'Ram Lounge' as "revamped thrusting fun". It strikes me as odd that they'd use the word 'thrusting'.

I just saw a guy who looked just like the young Dennis Quaid!