0 Comments Published by Mel on Monday, April 23, 2007 at 12:56 PM.
Teen girl on train: "I only just worked out what 'you jerked off on my toast' meant this year."
0 Comments Published by Mel on Saturday, April 21, 2007 at 6:41 PM.
The restaurant we're having the wedding reception in has an open kitchen - like in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Hopefully we'll all be swearing like motherfuckers soon.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Thursday, April 19, 2007 at 1:23 PM.
Overheard on Sydney train: teen hoochie talking about some dance movie. "It was full sick but it was also ill."
0 Comments Published by Mel on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 at 9:40 PM.
I'm at the Melb premiere of the all-male Swan Lake and I've already spotted Dannii Minogue and David from Big Brother!!
0 Comments Published by Mel on Monday, April 09, 2007 at 10:48 PM.
Mik Grigg's irritating column wasn't in Sunday's paper! But last week: footballer's girlfriend says Bali is her fav place "in the whole world, I've been 10 times"!
0 Comments Published by Mel on Sunday, April 08, 2007 at 11:20 PM.
The new Chili Peppers song blows so unbelievably hard it makes John Butler look funky. How did they come to this?
0 Comments Published by Mel on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 at 8:35 AM.
I just thought of a swimming-themed lesbian porno called Lap It Up. Think of the breaststroke possibilities!
0 Comments Published by Mel on Monday, April 02, 2007 at 5:15 PM.
Do birds sing because they are happy, because they have something to say, or because they feel that's what they ought to be doing right now?