0 Comments Published by Mel on Saturday, March 31, 2007 at 3:10 PM.
The smoothness of a spoon slipping through your mouth as you slide the food off is really satisfying.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Thursday, March 29, 2007 at 7:09 PM.
A sign on a bench at melb central station warns the seat is 'loose and dangerous'. Sounds like a pulp novel!
0 Comments Published by Mel on at 3:55 PM.
Imagine how noisy it would have been back in the day, with horses being all the traffic.
0 Comments Published by Mel on at 2:31 PM.
It's so satisfying when you pick up your opened can of drink and it's still heavy. There's still drinking left to look forward to.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Monday, March 26, 2007 at 11:33 AM.
I'm nuts about !!!'s album Myth Takes. It takes me back to the sheer euphoria I felt watching them right down the front at Golden Plains. It makes me feel like a hero.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Saturday, March 24, 2007 at 4:18 PM.
Today I felt so fiercely glad to be alive, so joyfully bewildered to be occupying my body, smelling and seeing and feeling and being in the world.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Friday, March 23, 2007 at 11:19 PM.
Just went to a bar toilet and was handed a wheel of toilet paper like a wheel of cheese. Wtf am I meant to do with this massive wheel of toilet paper?
0 Comments Published by Mel on Monday, March 19, 2007 at 7:56 AM.
I think Rowan Atkinson should retire the Mr Bean character. It's getting tired.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 8:55 PM.
I'm at trivia and it's an entire round about masturbation songs. The whole pub is currently singing along to "I Touch Myself".
0 Comments Published by Mel on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 8:57 PM.
I'm in Pellegrini's and if Rose Byrne isn't sitting next to me on the bar, it's a girl who looks astonishingly like her!
0 Comments Published by Mel on Thursday, March 08, 2007 at 9:54 PM.
Ew, I finally heard my housemate and his girlfriend having sex. God, I can still hear it in my room with the door closed. I had to put on music myself!
0 Comments Published by Mel on Wednesday, March 07, 2007 at 9:40 AM.
I just saw a guy who looked like Daniel Craig... in 30 years and with a moustache.
1 Comments Published by Mel on Monday, March 05, 2007 at 11:24 AM.
I love the quietness after having cried hysterically. It's almost like post-orgasm quietness. You feel wrung out.
0 Comments Published by Mel on Thursday, March 01, 2007 at 8:27 AM.
I just saw a guy who looked like the dirt Skeet Ulrich! He was quite hott in an ex-private school garage band way.