If they wanted to bust me big time, they'd disguise met inspectors as international students. Nobody would ever suspect them.
Never trust a man who wears a mustard coloured business shirt.
Why, when Mario's has so many hot and friendly male waiters, am I always served by the surly female ones?
The way I rest my hand on my hip comes out really stylishly in photographs.
Sometimes babies' cries sound like cats miaowing.
I would really like someone to massage my shoulders right now.
I have formulated a genius plan for tmrw. It shall be Drunk All Day Wednesday.
I think the key to a masculine or feminine mouth is the upper lip. The plumper it is, the more girly you look.
You know, when Einstein was younger I'd totally have hit that. Genius hott!!
